Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is
Friend comes before relatives 🙂
Why Are Cats Bad Storytellers?
Because They Only Have One Tale.
Little Sally Came Home From School With A Smile On Her Face, And Told Her Mother,
“Frankie Brown Showed Me His Weenie Today At The Playground!” Before The Mother Could Raise A
Concern, Sally Went On To Say, “It Reminded Me Of A Peanut.”
Relaxing With A Hidden Smile, Sally’s Mom Asked, “Really Small, Was It?” Sally Replied, “No, Salty.” Mom Fainted.
Q: Why Was Six Scared Of Seven?
A: Because Seven “Ate” Nine.
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