A true Friend
is not like
Which Rained & left away.
A true friend is like
Symptoms silient but always around u 🙂
Take Care alot
A Man Comes Home And Sees A Note On The Refrigerator
From His Wife. She Wrote, “This Isn’t Working. I’m At My Mother’s.”
The Man Opens The Fridge, The Light Turns On, And He Says
To Himself, “What The Hell? The Fridge Is Working Fine!”
Police Officer Attempts
A Police Officer Attempts To Stop A Car For Speeding And The Guy Gradually Increases His Speed Until He’s Topping 100 Mph.
The Man Eventually Realizes He Can’t Escape And Finally Pulls Over. The Cop Approaches The Car And Says, “It’s Been A Long Day And My Shift Is Almost Over,
So If You Can Give Me A Good Excuse For Your Behavior, I’ll Let You Go.”
The Guy Thinks For A Few Seconds And Then Says,
“My Wife Ran Away With A Cop About A Week Ago. I Thought You Might Be That Officer Trying To Give Her Back!”
Q: Why Did The Can Crusher Quit His Job?
A: Because It Was Soda Pressing.
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