May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
Instead Of “The John,” I Call My Toilet “The Jim.”
That Way It Sounds Better When I Say I Go To The Jim First Thing Every Morning.
Call A Pig
Q: What Do You Call A Pig That Does Karate?
A: A Pork Chop.
Did You Hear About The Guy Who
Invented The Knock-Knock Joke?
He Won The ‘No-Bell’ Prize
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