A blonde girl’s husband buys her a mobile phone.
She takes it out and he decides to test it out.
He phones her and she answers it.
‘It’s very good,’ she says
‘but how did you know I was at the hairdressers?’
Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Luke. Luke Who? Luke Through The Keyhole To See!
Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Lettuce. Lettuce Who? Lettuce In Already!
Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Ketchup. Ketchup Who? Ketchup With Me And I’ll Tell You!
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