I’d love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear ‘PAY THE BILL
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A Man Lost His Wife In Tsunami
One Drunk-Night ..
While Standing On The Seashore, Waves Touching
On His Feets .
He Shouted To The Sea: โNo Matter How Many Times Your Waves Touch My Feet
Iโll Never Take Her Back .. !!
Its Your Mistake..
Deal With It Nowโฆ
The Quickest Way To Fix That Annoying Noise In Your Car Isโฆ
Jusr Open The Door And Tell Her To Take Ola Cab Back Home!!!
A Man Goes Down On His Knees And Proposes To Her..
Marry Meโฆ And Make Me The Happiest Man In The World
Looking Bewildered She Replied
You Want Both !!!??
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