A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he
decided t0 tell her at 1:00 am at night.
“i L0VE y0u”
And sent !t, after a few sec0nds he g0t a msg but he dec!ded t0 see it the next day f0r surprise and slept.
Next day, he read the msg and becme s0 sh0kd bcoz
!t was wr!tten:
Dear cust0mer, msg sndng failed due t0
insuficient balnce. Please recharge ur acc0unt
A Man Goes To The Doctor And Says, “Doctor, Wherever I Touch, It Hurts.”
The Doctor Asks, “What Do You Mean?”
The Man Says, “When I Touch My Shoulder, It Really Hurts. If I Touch My Knee – OUCH! When I Touch My Forehead, It Really, Really Hurts.”
The Doctor Says, “I Know What’s Wrong With You – You’ve Broken Your Finger!”
Two Boys Were Arguing When The Teacher Entered The Room.
The Teacher Says, “Why Are You Arguing?”
One Boy Answers, “We Found A Ten Dollor Bill And Decided To Give It To Whoever Tells The Biggest Lie.”
“You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves,” Said The Teacher, “When I Was Your Age I Didn’t Even Know What A Lie Was.”
The Boys Gave The Ten Dollars To The Teacher.
Teacher :What Happened In 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln Was Born.
Teacher :What Happened In 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln Was Ten Years Old.
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