If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure.
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Compromising Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your Wife Is Right.
It Only Means That The Safety Of Your Head Is Much More Important Than Your Ego!
Childhood Is When You Go To The Toilet In The Night And Then You Run Back And
Jump In Your Bed, Glad That The Monster Under The Bed Didnโt Get You.
Adulthood Is When The Monster Lies In The Bed Next To You.
A Woman Announces To Her Friend That She Is Getting Married For The Fourth Time.
โHow Wonderful! But I Hope You Donโt Mind Me Asking What Happened To Your First Husband?โ
โHe Ate Poisonous Mushrooms And Died.โ
โOh, How Tragic! What About Your Second Husband?โ
โHe Ate Poisonous Mushrooms, Too, And Died.โ
โOh, How Terrible!
Iโm Almost Afraid To Ask You About Your Third Husband.โ
โHe Died Of A Broken Neck.โ
โA Broken Neck?โ
โHe Wouldnโt Eat The Mushrooms.โ
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