Friday, June 9, 2023

If ur world is spinning around

If ur world is spinning around
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure.


Compromising Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your Wife Is Right.
It Only Means That The Safety Of Your Head Is Much More Important Than Your Ego!

Childhood Is When You Go To The Toilet In The Night And Then You Run Back And
Jump In Your Bed, Glad That The Monster Under The Bed Didn’t Get You.
Adulthood Is When The Monster Lies In The Bed Next To You.

A Woman Announces To Her Friend That She Is Getting Married For The Fourth Time.
“How Wonderful! But I Hope You Don’t Mind Me Asking What Happened To Your First Husband?”
“He Ate Poisonous Mushrooms And Died.”
“Oh, How Tragic! What About Your Second Husband?”
“He Ate Poisonous Mushrooms, Too, And Died.”
“Oh, How Terrible!
I’m Almost Afraid To Ask You About Your Third Husband.”
“He Died Of A Broken Neck.”
“A Broken Neck?”
“He Wouldn’t Eat The Mushrooms.”

Note: All these jokes are taken from popular content shared on social media platforms. Our aim is just to make people laugh. We have no intention to make fun of people of any religion, caste, class, gender and color or to hurt or hurt their feelings.

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