Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
‘Monopoly is always damaging
Competition improves service’.
Wife: Dear..Do You Remember What Saree I Was Wearing When U Came To See Me…For The First Time.
Husband: No..I Don’t Remember.
Wife: See..U Don’t Love Me At All.
Husband: Its Not Like That Honey.. A Person Going To Keep His Head On The
Railway Track Will Not Be Checking Whether It Is Shatabdi Express Or Rajadhani.
Best One Line Ad By A Married Man On OLX:
“For Sale – Wedding Suit, Used Only Once By Mistake……”
Husband And Wife Jokes
Man Outside Phone Booth: “Excuse Me You Are Holding Phone Since 29 Minutes
And You Haven’t Spoken A Word”.
Man Inside: “I Am Talking To My Wife”
Wife Joins English Speaking Class. After Few Days.
Wife : Welcome Home Darling.
Husband : I M So Tired Today.
Wife : Ok. Rest In Peace.
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