Friday, June 9, 2023

‘how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?’

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
‘how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?’
The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didnt see her……
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)


Student Receives A Phone Call From His Doctor.
The Doctor Says, “I Have Some Good News And Some Bad News.”
Student Says, “OK, Give Me The Good News First.”
The Doctor Says, “The Good News Is, You Have 24 Hours To Live.”
Student Replies, “Oh No! If That’s The Good News, Then What’s The Bad News?”
The Doctor Says, “The Bad News Is, I Forgot To Call You Yesterday.”

Teacher Asked The Students To Tell The Most Common Word Used By Students In A Classroom.
Suddenly A Student Got Up And Said “Can’t Sir”!
Brilliant! You Are Right, The Teacher Said!????

Teacher: Which One Is Closer, Sun Or Africa?
Johnny: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: We Can See The Sun All The Time, But Can’t See Africa.

Note: All these jokes are taken from popular content shared on social media platforms. Our aim is just to make people laugh. We have no intention to make fun of people of any religion, caste, class, gender and color or to hurt or hurt their feelings.

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