Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says,?Why are you arguing??
One girl answers, ?We found a ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.?
?You should be ashamed of yourselves,? said the teacher,?When I was your age I didn?t even know what a lie was.?
The girls gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Needle. Needle Who? Needle Little Help Getting In The Door!
Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Witch. Witch Who? Witch One Of You Will Give Me Some Halloween Candy?
Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Eysore Eysore Who? Eysore Do Love You!
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