After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read: ?US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians?.
One week later, Pakistani daily newspapers reported the following: ?After digging as deep as 500 meters, Pakistani scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology.
I Don’t Really Mind Sleeping On The Couch.
It’s Like Living My Childhood Fantasies About The
Wild West – Including The Angry Mama Bear Nearby.
My Wife And I Have Been Married For Quite A Few Years And My Wife
Asked Me Recently To Get Some Pills That Would Make Sure I’d Be Up
To Some Action In The Bedroom Again. I Brought Home Diet Pills.
Apparently Very Much Not What She Meant.
I Got All Sentimental When I Saw My Husband Looking At Our Marriage
Certificate For Half An Hour. Then I Found Out He’s Been Looking For An Expiry Date
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