BILL KELLER: WHAT YOUR PARENTS SAY
Here’s another sign of getting older, boy: you find yourself saying and doing things your parents said and did. You can’t help it. You turn right into your folks, right? I’m saying stuff my dad would say to me. He would say stuff like, ‘I want you to have the things I never had.’ Apparently, my dad never had a beating.
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Q: Does Britain Have A 4th Of July?
A: Yes, And A 5th And A 6th Too
I Live In Bakersfield, California. At Least It’s Not Barstow, A City That Owes Its Existence To The Fact That People Traveling To Las Vegas Needed A Place To Stop And Take A Sh*T. There Was A Toilet And They Built A City Around It.
Two Men From Dublin Are Walking To The Annual Dublin Fair, When It Starts To Rain. “Patrick, Put Your Umbrella Up, It’s Raining.” “I Can’t, Mick, It’s Got Holes In It.” “Holes In It? Then Why Did You Bring It With You?” “I Didn’t Think It Would Rain.”
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