BOB MARLEY: FRIENDLY WAITERS
Do you ever get the waiter who wants to tell you his name? I don’t want to know your name. I’ve got stuff to do. I mean, I’m a really nice guy, but I already have friends. If you’re going to Applebee’s to make friends with the wait staff, you’ve got a whole bunch of other problems.
A Teacher Asked A Student To Write 55.
Student Asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 And Beside It Another 5!
The Student Wrote 5 And Stopped.
Teacher: What Are You Waiting For?
Student: I Don’t Know Which Side To Write The Other 5!
The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb “To Walk” In Simple Present.
The Student: I Walk. You Walk ….
The Teacher Intruptes Him: Quicker Please.
The Student: I Run. You Run …
Teacher: Why Are You Late?
Student: There Was A Man Who Lost A Hundred Dollar Bill.
Teacher: That’s Nice. Were You Helping Him Look For It?
Student: No. I Was Standing On It.
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