DID YOU HERE ABOUT THE CROSS-EYED …
Did you here about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn’t keep control of her pupils.
Mother: “Why Did You Get Such A Low Mark On That Test?”
Junior: “Because Of Absence.”
Mother: “You Mean You Were Absent On The Day Of The Test?”
Junior: “No, But The Kid Who Sits Next To Me Was.”
Teacher: How Old Is Your Dad.
Student: He Is As Old As I Am.
Teacher: How Is It Possible?
Student: Because He Became A Dad Only After I Was Born.
Teacher: “Why Are You Late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because Of A Sign Down The Road.”
Teacher: “What Does A Sign Have To Do With You Being Late?”
Joseph: “The Sign Said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”
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