A guy goes to the eye doctor. In the middle of the exam, the doctor tells him, “You need to stop masturbating.”
The guy replies, “Why Doc? Am I going blind?”
The doctor says, “No, but you’re upsetting my nurse and me.”
Yo Momma Is So Fat, When She Sat On The Back Of The Bus It Did A Wheelie.
Yo Momma’s So Fat, Her Baby Pictures Were Taken By Satellite.
Yo Momma’s So Dumb, When Y’all Were Driving To Disneyland, She Saw A Sign That Said “Disneyland Left,” So She Went Home.
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