JIM DAVID: EXPLAINING GAY SEX TO DAD
My dad looks at me, and he says, ‘So now, so now, what is it that the two of you do? What do you do?’ And I said, ‘Well, you know, Dad, all those things you really wish Mom would do, but she won’t? That’s what we do.’
Police: R U Married?
Santa: Yes, With A Woman.
Police (Angrily) : Of Course! Did U Even Hear Of Anyone Marrying A Man?
Santa: Yes, My Sister Did….!!!
Employee: Sir, Banta Singh Is Standing Outside Your Cabin With A Bunch Of Underwears In A Basket!
Boss: Oh Shit! I Told Him To Debrief His Team And Meet Me In 15 Mins
Santa: I’m Going To Watch “Mission Impossible” Tonite.
Banta: On Cable Or At Theater?
Santa: Not The Film, My Wife Bought Slim Fit Jeans & She Is Going To Try It !!
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