PICKPOCKETS AND GYNECOLOGISTS
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a gynecologist?
A pickpocket snatches watches and a gynecologist watches snatches.
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Santa: Letβs Go For Movie.
Banta: Shit, Iβve Got A Doctorβs Appointment Today..
Santa: Just Cancel It,Tell Him Youβre Sick.????
Santa And Banta Are Walking On A Road, And They Find A 1000 Rupee Note Lying Down.
Santa β What Should We Do Now?
Banta- Weβll Take 50:50.
Santa- What About The Remaining 900?
At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh!
Sardar: Control Yourself. Donβt Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Crying?
Note: All these jokes are taken from popular content shared on social media platforms. Our aim is just to make people laugh. We have no intention to make fun of people of any religion, caste, class, gender and color or to hurt or hurt their feelings.