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Tuesday, January 31, 2023

SLEEP NOW

SLEEP NOW

Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife’s side. ”Sleep now, its all right,” he told her.

But she kept trying to sit up and said, ”Honey, I really need to tell you something.”

Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.

”Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.”

”Don’t worry about it,” Jake said, ”I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?”

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What Did The Fisherman Say To The Magician?
Pick A Cod, Any Cod.

Why Did The Cookie Go To The Doctor’s Office?
He Was Feeling Crummy.

What Do Olympic Sprinters Eat Before A Race?
Nothing. They Fast.

Note: All these jokes are taken from popular content shared on social media platforms. Our aim is just to make people laugh. We have no intention to make fun of people of any religion, caste, class, gender and color or to hurt or hurt their feelings.

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