Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
‘can kids of our age have kids?’
Teacher replied ‘ NO Never!!’
Boy said to girl :
‘see i told you not to worry!!!!’.
What Is The Difference Between Welding And Wedding
In Welding There Are Sparks First And Bonding Forever, , Whereas
In Wedding There Is Bonding First And Sparks Forever
Difference Between “Facebook” And “Whatsapp” Conversation :
On “Whatsapp” –
Wife : Kab Se Wait Kar Rahi Hoon. Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho, Loafer?
Husband : Abhi Kuchh Pataa Nahi. Dimaag Mat Chaato. Jab Dekho Pareshaan Karti Rehti Ho.
On “FaceBook” –
Wife : Dear When Will You Be Back? You Are The Best Husband In The World. Miss You. Come Back Soon.
(Status Liked By 50 Of Her Friends)
Husband : Thanks For Being There Always. So Lucky To Have A Wonderful Wife
Like You. Will Be Back Soon Honey. (Status Liked By 75 Friends,
Including Sister-In-Law & Mother-In-Law) Dow Din Se Mera Kya Hoga?
Wife: Today, I Want To Relax, So I Have Brought Three Movie Tickets.
Husband: Why Three Tickets?
Wife: You And Your Parents.
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