A man walks into a bar and orders a pint.
Then he hears little voices saying things like ‘Oooh
you look really nice’ and ‘That haircut really suits you’.
He tells the barman about it who says ‘Just ignore it
it’s the peanuts
How Did The Baby Tell Her Mom That She Had A Wet Diaper?
She Sent Her A Pee-Mail.
How Did Benjamin Franklin Feel When He Discovered Electricity?
Why Did The Daddy Rabbit Go To The Barber?
He Had A Lot Of Little Hares.
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