WHEN CAN I GET THAT HAIRCUT?
A shady-looking guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy smiles and leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, “Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.” In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop.
“Bill, where did he go when he left here?”
“To your house.”
Santa: What Is The Name Of Your Car?
Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With ‘T’.
Santa: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Start With Petrol.
Santa And Banta Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car.
Santa: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing.
Banta: Dont Worry, I Have One More
Boss: Where Were You Born?
Santa: India ..
Boss: Which Part?
Santa: What ‘Which Part’? Whole Body Was Born In India .
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